...really, it's true!

[herveus]

So there I am reading alt.callahans. There was a thread about dehusking walnuts, and black walnuts (with all the fun they involve) got mentioned. Somehow, the thread took an abrupt turn and drove into the weird zone.

Elephant jokes started cropping up...

I read:

>Q: Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
>A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

>Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
>A: Giraffes eating cherries....

...and "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" was playing on the 'puter right
then...