Boy, the scoring is just *wrong*...

[herveus]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I pulled aliamarie's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I helped yorkshirelad hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cussata (-5000 points). In May I gave shirad a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5264 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, herveus

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Now waitiaminnit! I get docked points for helping someone hide a body? That's just wrong!

Comments

[ladyaelfwynn.livejournal.com]

And negative points for giving someone a Dutch Oven?!?!. Unless that's something like an "Atomic wedgie" and I missed it. If you gave me a Dutch oven, I'd hug you (as long as it wasn't upside my head mind you ;-) )

[weatherman2111.livejournal.com]

Wow, genocide. That's a new one. Congradulations!

I need a Dutch oven, too

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

I know a way he can get hugs from 2 cute girls :)

[montuos]

Now waitiaminnit! I get docked points for helping someone hide a body?

You should have gotten rid of it instead of just hiding it.

I hear pigs are good for that; they eat the bones and all...

*whistles innocently*

[melaniesuzanne.livejournal.com]

Errr, for the purposes of this meme, a dutch oven isn't for cooking...

[blaisedec.livejournal.com]

Having been unaware of this, I checked Wikipedia:

The dutch oven is also a slang name for a practical joke played on bedmates by restraining them under the covers of a bed after one has passed gas.

A similar use of the term dutch oven is used to describe passing gas during sexual activities.

[heatermcca.livejournal.com]

"Now waitiaminnit! I get docked points for helping someone hide a body? That's just wrong!"

Really! What a good friend your are, Herveus. I send you virtual cheesecake. Stupid Santa.

[montuos]

Ewwwww...!!! Ok, I understand the negative points now!