Baaa...

[herveus]

OK, I'll play along with this one:

If I came with a warning label, what would it be?

Comments

[martelvonc.livejournal.com]

Caution: prolonged exposure will cause an inexplicable need to visit garden centers.

[blackpaladin.livejournal.com]

Warning: May induce desire to increase knowledge of medieval heraldry and fiber arts. Other side effects may include increased selflessness and an uncontrollable urge to laugh. Contact your doctor immediately if one or more hands start inexplicably rising into the air in response to a call for volunteers.

[thatpotteryguy.livejournal.com]

I'm calling for backup...NO! Don't Back Up!

[strawberrykaren.livejournal.com]

Actually, this is the exact warning label I was thinking of, but it does make sense as a follow-up to your post ...

[wulfsdottir.livejournal.com]

Caution: does not suffer fools gladly.

[goddessgoddess.livejournal.com]

Warning: Contents not intended for the prevention of pregnancy

[kellan_the_tabby]

Warning: Hat may frighten cats and small children.

[herveus.livejournal.com]

May also yank co-worker's chains whilst walking the streets of Daegu.

[rlg.livejournal.com]

Incorrigible punster, do not incorridge.

May pun randomly.

[vikingsparrow.livejournal.com]

If you attempt to kidnap this gnome, he will fight back.

or

If you attempt to smuggle this gnome on a plane, it will be confiscated by Homeland Security.

or

Will not fit in a suitcase.

[margaretc.livejournal.com]

Caution: extreme fibre hazard. May cause spontaneous creativity.